Jokes

Part of the homework for several of my classes was to write two jokes in their notebooks,  Here are a few of the jokes:


Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?

A: Because 7 ate 9.



Q: What begins with "t", ends with "t", and is full of t?

A: A teapot



Q: What is different between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

A: The dead skunk has skid marks before it.